30 Classic Parenting Memes When You're In Desperate Need For a Mommy Night Out

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    When it's the weekend and you finally get a chance to sleep in, but your kid wakes you up at 5am
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    1 kid is 1 kid. 2 kids are 5 kids. 3 kids are 9473837 kids, 8 hurricanes, & a donkey. @momsbehavingbadly
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    Smitty @MonteSmiff Came to my parents house, seen they was cleaning the garage out, i kept driving. I aint sign up for that today lol
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    Karen @AntsyButterfly I love when I agree to play with my kid and he instructs me on what to do, only to tell me IG @AntsyButterfly I'm doing it wrong and I'm not playing good.
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    your other mom @difficultpatty I don't know who needs to hear this, but sometimes it's okay to just throw the Tupperware away instead of cleaning out what's inside of it.
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    When your kids keep telling a story And it won't end
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    THE DAD The Dad ✔ @thedad Tried to sneakily put my 5-year-old to bed an hour early because I was exhausted, figuring I could get away with it because it was cloudy and dark outside. Little dude looked me dead in the eye and, "Alexa, what time is it?"
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    Kid: Can I get a hair cut? Mom: No, we have haircuts at home. The haircuts at home: @alrightmom
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    Michele @marvelousmrsmom My kid: It's not fair. You get to do whatever you want. Me, who just finished scrubbing the dog's vomit off the carpet and is now cooking dinner for the family:
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    IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR BED, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST CHECK MY EMAIL, ETSY, INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, AND ONE FULL SEASON OF A TV SHOW ON NETFLIX REAL QUICK.
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    Raising Teens Today @raisingteenstoday Middle schoolers these days lug around 40-ounce Stanley cups like they're on a desert trek. Meanwhile, we survived on a single sip from a germ infested water fountain between classes and called it a day.
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    "Kids will call it their favorite food." "So kids be excited to eat it for dinner?" "Nope. They will hate it." "How do parents know what kids will eat?" "Nobody knows." @PARENTNORMAL
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    Me: "Ok you guys, it's time to calm down and get ready for bed." My kids: Parkour! @stay.at.homies
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    my permanent face, when observing my husband and child: ANC THE YANKED TANK
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    Stop lying to yourself. You're not going to make banana bread. No one is making banana bread. Just let them go.
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    When you hear new parents say they aren't going to allow their kids to have screen time. @momsbehavingbadly
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    When you go to a fancy restaurant and still end up ordering the chicky tendies AR
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    Laundry on the bed, waiting to be folded THE DAD Me Me going To bed
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    When I try to deny throwing out my kids' artwork, and they present me with the evidence from the trash can @goldfishandchickennuggets
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    Parent: Can we take this to go? Waiter: But your food hasn't even arriv- Kid: [pterodactyl opera] Waiter: We'll bag it right up for you! HowToBeADad
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    Broaddus Burgers Dads naming boats might be my favorite thing ever ABOAT TIME Fishizzle SE THOM Feeling nauti WFOOD TOO WEXID NOT Pier Pressure ANCOUV THE DAD CIRRHOSIS OF THE RIVER AQUA HOLIC UNSINKABLE II
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    WHEN I WAS A KID, THERE WERE NO PHONES OR TABLETS. WE READ CEREAL BOXES AT BREAKFAST CRUNCH
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    Parenting magazine: You can successfully communicate with your kids without raising your voice. Me: @themarvelousmrsmom Sure, Jan.
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    Alex Cohen @anothercohen I don't think people without kids understand just how much free time they have
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    Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Raising kids is like being constantly surrounded by a tiny sales team. They're always trying to persuade you into doing or buying something. And they assume everything you say is just an opening offer.
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    OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy I'm sorry to all the moms I thought sounded mean before I had kids. I totally get it now.
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    Average Dad @Average_Dad1 Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them
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    TRYING TO ENCOURAGE MY HUSBAND WHEN HE DOES THE SMALLEST HOUSEHOLD TASK @SNARKANDLEMONS
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    mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail I've been married so long that my husband is mad that I ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.

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